Why are you called James "SPAM Man" Paige?

James: My nickname dates back to 9th grade when I wrote a poem about SPAM in english class. Also I have always been an avid fan of Monty Python, and the use of SPAM as a valuable power-up in the Monty Python's Flying Circus PC game really cemented my love of the canned meat. I don't use the nickname very often anymore, because the word is now more strongly associated with abusive electronic communication than anything else, but I will still turn around if you shout "SPAM Man" across a crowded room.