Constitution of the Hamster Republic

The Government of the Hamster Republic is a Neo-Tribalist Stateless Collective, therefore the existance of a written constitution is somewhat of an embarrasment. When the last known draft copy of the Articles of Hamsterization and Centrifugal Union was lost in 1994, the founding Hamsters breathed a sigh of relief and made no attempt to search for it.

This has left some modern Hamsterists searching for social guidance; Guidance which is often found in the writings of His-Supreme-Benevolent-Hamsterness-For-Life, Bob the Hamster. Scholars of the Hamsterization Movement often point to the Enumeration of Advicitudes taken from Mr. the Hamster's speech at the dedication of the Vacanti Mouse Liberation War Memorial Monument.

Enumeration of Advicitudes

1. Cooperate with others, when it makes sense to.
2. Work together, if possible.
3. Never be a jerk if you can help it.
4. Shun stuff that is obviously bad.
5. A check-pouch full of sunflower seeds is sweet security, but greed will give you a cheek-hernia.
6. Walk a mile in the other Hamster's wheel, and maybe you will see their point of view.
7. Respond to top-posters with top-posts, and to bottom-posters with bottom-posts. *

See Also

• Hamster Republic