How do you e-mail a dead person? (James)
Fortunately for those of us who cannot afford a séance, or who live in areas where mediums are not readily available, the magic of the internet will soon allow us to receive e-mail directly from the dead. Newly launched Deadmail.com plans to offer fully electronic mediumistic automatism through a convenient e-mail interface. When their service launches later this year, they will provide e-mail accounts for deceased persons residing in Heaven, Hell, Purgatory, Limbo, Elysium, Nirvana, Sheol, Jannah, Paradise, Hades, Valhalla, and dozens of other afterlifes from hundreds of world religions, including mail-forwarding for individuals who have been reincarnated
(Unfortunately, due to some technical limitations, e-mail to dead atheists is not yet possible, but Deadmail.com programmers are working hard on finding a solution to this limitation)
James's e-mail address is Bob-ANTISPAM@HamsterRepublic.com
You need to remove the -ANTISPAM part to prove that you are not a scum-sucking spambot.