How do you e-mail a dead person? (James)

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The generally accepted method of communication with a dead loved one is through a Spiritual Medium. The Medium can conduct a Séance in which the spirit of the dead speaks through the medium.

Fortunately for those of us who cannot afford a séance, or who live in areas where mediums are not readily available, the magic of the internet will soon allow us to receive e-mail directly from the dead. Newly launched plans to offer fully electronic mediumistic automatism through a convenient e-mail interface. When their service launches later this year, they will provide e-mail accounts for deceased persons residing in Heaven, Hell, Purgatory, Limbo, Elysium, Nirvana, Sheol, Jannah, Paradise, Hades, Valhalla, and dozens of other afterlifes from hundreds of world religions, including mail-forwarding for individuals who have been reincarnated

(Unfortunately, due to some technical limitations, e-mail to dead atheists is not yet possible, but programmers are working hard on finding a solution to this limitation)

No, Seriously[edit]

James's e-mail address is

You need to remove the -ANTISPAM part to prove that you are not a scum-sucking spambot.

Although if you are mailing James about anything OHRRPGCE-related, he strongly prefers that you use other channels of communication, especially SlimeSalad or the developer's mailing list