1. Be a superhero, see the world!

2. Uncover the mysteries of current events.

3. Explore new and exotic locales.

4. Meet new and exciting people.

5. Meet other interesting superheroes.

6. Meet the dregs of society.

7. Fight crime with deodorant.

8. Take sidekicks under your wing.

9. Annihilate evil.

10. Take on the toughest challenges.

11. Fight fire with water guns.

12. Go where only cats dare to tread.

13. Aspire to be the People's Choice.

14. Make new friends.

15. Give helpful advice to citizens.

16. Learn to build people skills.

17. Stand face-to-face with the ethically challenged.

18. Utilize your keen sense of observation.

19. Teach an old dog new tricks.

20. Serve the people's best interest.

21. Improve your intellectual being.

22. Justify your need for speed.

23. Show off your athleticism.

24. Experience the thrills of artistic criticism.

25. Remember your favorite movie classics.

26. Learn the history of your favorite towns.

27. Get educated on your local wildlife.

28. Learn the follies of the other side of the law.

29. Find efficient ways of travel.

30. Make effective use of resources.

31. Visit local hotspots.

32. Become a rock star.

33. Rip off trademarks from your fellow popular superheroes.

34. Do you have what it takes to receive the highest honor?

35. Or are you a poor excuse for a superhero?

Step on up and see what you're made of. It's time to hold your own hand.